Station 7 is proud to unveil video-graphic substantiation of
Sgt. Draino and mr badd's saffari recent forray into the depths of the Island
in search of Jacob's Cabin. Yes, our hardy adventurers did make it to the Cabin
and have left to posterity this record of their exploration.
Once Sgt Draino and mr badd have re-surfaced from their
expedition, Station 7 will host a powwow to dig deeply into the psyches of
these intrepid pioneers and the mysteries they beheld. For now, all we have is
this tape, broadcast live from during their expidition to a geosyncronous
satellite synched to computational coordinates transmitted from the Lighthouse
station.
The full magnitude and meaning of what it holds can only be
guessed.